Where to eat: Chinese Food by Alison Gold, my reaction

There is really not enough words in the English language to describe how awful I think this song is. But before I get to that, sorry for not posting in a while. For the 6 people in the world that's reading this I have been trying to save money to buy a house so not as much going out to dinner I'm afraid. But I still want to share my brand of food criticism with everyone. Hopeful it brings a smile to your face or save you some money if your deciding where to eat. So without further delay I present to you...Chinese Food and my reaction.

0:06-0:15 Chinese translation "we are going to make some pancakes, maybe add some eggs. Wait, did I lock my door when I left the house this morning? oh lets add some milk, 500 cubic centimeters should be enough, wait where's my cup, never mind, I'll just add as much as I want" WTF?? He is obviously frying noodles!!

0:17 After "balling"? "bawling"?...

0:18 Clubbing for a 14 year old? really? can we say KE$HA in training bra?

0:25-0:30 and I'm walking, and I'm swaying my arm, and I'm looking at the camera, and I'm wearing some clothes, and I'm kicking, and I'm describing, everything I do, and I'm getting gettting getting gettting grumpy...

0:33 Chow "hi, how are you doing", Alison Gold "Sorry i wasn't talking to you".

0:39 I'm so high right now

0:46 Aren't there child labor laws in this state?

0:58 make it rain. "When you're in da club with a stack, and you throw the money up in the air at the strippers. The effect is that it seems to be raining money." urban dictionary:-)

1:08 What rhymes with broccoli? see 1:21

1:21 Chicken Wing?

1:25 Sometime there's so much beauty in the world

1:41 No you won't. All your friends will disavow any knowledge of you.

1:43 Pedo Panda!!

1:48-2:05 OMG this is so creepy. or am I creepy for implying... nope still creepy

2:10 Alison, this is your quest, you must find the grail

2:14 OK what i said about creepy before, its definitely more creepy now.

2:17 what rhymes with Chinese food? well wonton soup of course. Shakespear this is not!

2:21 Well at least Monopoly actually rhymes with broccoli

2:24 Please do not tell me what your fantasy is while holding monopoly money and surrounded by a bunch of 14 year old girls.