0:06-0:15 Chinese translation "we are going to make some pancakes, maybe add some eggs. Wait, did I lock my door when I left the house this morning? oh lets add some milk, 500 cubic centimeters should be enough, wait where's my cup, never mind, I'll just add as much as I want" WTF?? He is obviously frying noodles!!
0:17 After "balling"? "bawling"?...
0:18 Clubbing for a 14 year old? really? can we say KE$HA in training bra?
0:25-0:30 and I'm walking, and I'm swaying my arm, and I'm looking at the camera, and I'm wearing some clothes, and I'm kicking, and I'm describing, everything I do, and I'm getting gettting getting gettting grumpy...
0:33 Chow "hi, how are you doing", Alison Gold "Sorry i wasn't talking to you".
0:39 I'm so high right now
0:46 Aren't there child labor laws in this state?
0:58 make it rain. "When you're in da club with a stack, and you throw the money up in the air at the strippers. The effect is that it seems to be raining money." urban dictionary:-)
1:08 What rhymes with broccoli? see 1:21
1:21 Chicken Wing?
1:25 Sometime there's so much beauty in the world
1:41 No you won't. All your friends will disavow any knowledge of you.
1:43 Pedo Panda!!
1:48-2:05 OMG this is so creepy. or am I creepy for implying... nope still creepy
2:10 Alison, this is your quest, you must find the grail
2:14 OK what i said about creepy before, its definitely more creepy now.
2:17 what rhymes with Chinese food? well wonton soup of course. Shakespear this is not!
2:21 Well at least Monopoly actually rhymes with broccoli
2:24 Please do not tell me what your fantasy is while holding monopoly money and surrounded by a bunch of 14 year old girls.
2:32 Pot sticks?
2:44-2:59 OK that's it now it's official, this music video is offensive to Chinese people and food in general
3:07 I'm Chris Hansen, and tonight on to catch a predator...
3:10 We have a man that likes to dress up as a panda and offer little girls Chinese food...
3:20 Yes, and you will feel hungry for Chinese food after watching this video...
